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My headcanon is that WALL-E and EVE do in fact have genital organs. Checkmate, transgenders.

21 September at 23:47

In my opinion the most important feminist issue is installing more female dictators.

21 September at 05:35

Social science is when you point at things and say "that's a social construct" and the more things you point at, the socialer science it is.

15 September 04:23

Why is he called The Cat in the Hat? Shouldn't it be The Cat under the Hat?

13 September at 23:59

I just had someone call one of my reddit comments a "dissertation."

09 September at 08:49

If I existed, it would be necessary to abolish me.

06 September at 08:55

Is there any Computer Science literature on machines where values in memory sometimes change semi-randomly? I'm asking because I seem to have such a machine stuck inside my skull.

29 August at 20:42

Today I learned how to take off my bra without taking off my shirt. I am now officially a woman.

28 August at 15:19

Etiquette Tip: Whenever anyone tells you that they fought in a war, make sure to ask which side they fought on.

25 August at 14:04

I wonder what it would be like to write a program with actual users.

25 August at 15:39

Italians are the French equivalent of French people.

23 August at 23:14

If you're reading a technical blog and the background is pink or purple, the author is trans. I have never observed an exception to this rule.

23 August at 20:04

At the extremes, politics and pornography become one in the same.

20 August at 04:07

The only way I ever want to set a time on my microwave is by entering it with the digit buttons and pressing start. Whoever decided that this would not be the default behavior should be forced to give Donald Trump a bath.

19 August at 15:15

Hey, you know that YA trans novel "Luna" ? Apparently the title of the Chinese translation is 她是我哥哥 = she is my brother... Ick.

15 August, 2020 at 16:21

Did you know that when you're an adult you can just eat croutons with no salad and no one can stop you.

14 August, 2020 at 00:18

Unix trivia: dd is short for "dick destroyer."

12 August, 2020 at 19:35

Why do they make vegan bologna and more importantly why did I buy it?

12 August, 2020 at 19:11

Fuck telephones. Fuck websites that force me give my phone number. Fuck two-factor authentication. Fuck people who call unexpectedly. Fuck businesses that make me have an panic attack whenever I need to get any good or services.

11 August, 2020 at 14:30

Bertrand Russel rocks.

05 August, 2020 at 15:13

About me: 🎓💻 🎨📚 😶🧠 🏳️‍🌈⚧️🚺 ✊🌹 🐧💾 🥦

04 August, 2020 at 11:24

In many traditional cultures, gender dysphoric people have a special spiritual role. Does anyone know of a good tradition in the modern West of transgender spirituality?

05 July, 2020 at 09:51

Even if my boobs are the size of golf balls, I’m still so glad they’re there.

03 July, 2020 at 10:48

Trans women are adult human females.

09 June, 2020 at 22:47

“TERF” is not a slur—it’s not even an insult. It’s a compliment. If I wanted to insult transphobes who claim to be “feminists,” I’d just call them what, in practice, they are: conservatives.

29 May, 2020 at 15:53

Fuck J.K. Rowling

29 May, 2020 at 15:52

Maybe instead of sending people to prison, they should just force them to manually add text information to pdf scans of handwritten documents. I think that would be a stronger deterrent.

29 May, 2020 at 15:11

Fuck bugs

29 May, 2020 at 00:07

I notice that whenever I get emails from French people, they don’t put blank lines between paragraphs. Is this a cultural difference or am I just corresponding with people who aren’t good at typography?

27 May, 2020 at 14:31

When nazis call me a self-hating white, it’s like: Hey, me hating myself has nothing to do with being white.

27 May, 2020 at 11:34

Almost started an email to someone named “Kirill” with “Dear Krill.”

27 May, 2020 at 10:10

Translating « chienne » as “dogess” because you forgot the literal meaning of the word “bitch.”

24 May, 2020 at 09:27

Being trans can hurt, but at least it means that I have a million trans sisters out there with whom to share love and support.

23 May, 2020 at 00:20

I love when I look up a word used in an Academic paper and there’s no results except for the paper itself.

22 May, 2020 at 16:16

I had to install the Arial font on my computer because someone requested it, and now half of all websites look ugly D:

22 May, 2020 at 12:51

Does there exist a worse website than LinkedIn?

20 May, 2020 at 16:23

Bash is astonishingly bad for making ergonomic command line interfaces, which is one of the two or three things that I want a shell scripting language to be good for.

16 May, 2020 at 17:37

I recently had a teammate suggest porting our app to React so that we can sanitize inputs. For anyone non-technical, this is the equivalent of suggesting that we buy an elephant so we don’t have mow the lawn.

16 May, 2020 at 07:47

Discord has email notifications, but there’s no way to manually enable them. So to be alerted when I get a DM, I need to have a tab open using 150MB of RAM all the time. This is of course multiplied by all the other terrible web-based IRC-substitutes people insist on using.

14 May, 2020 at 15:44

Hey transmedicalists, if you’re really worried about trendy teens messing up their lives because they think they’re trans, maybe you shouldn’t also tell those people that to be trans, they have to seek medical treatment. Just a thought.

13 May, 2020 at 10:43

Does anyone one know how to measure your digit ratio correctly? Because I’ve tried it a bunch of times and I’ve gotten everything from a standard deviation below the male average to a standard deviation above the female average.

I wish I would just not care about this.

12 May, 2020 at 15:49

I am not male. My gender is not male, and neither is my sex. My body is not the same as a cis man’s body, and it’s simply inaccurate to describe it in the same terms.

12 May, 2020 at 14:48

Transphobes who are trans themselves are the worst kind, because they can hit where it hurts. Cis transphobes will say stupid stuff about chromosomes, but trans ones will remind you about the stuff that actually matters—like how there’s no surgery for shoulders or hands.

12 May, 2020 at 13:04

Saying “there is no ethical consumption under capitalism” to justify doing business with companies that you know are evil is sort of like saying “life isn’t fair” to justify acting unfairly—the premise might be true, but the conclusion needn’t be.

11 May, 2020 at 00:30

All blog posts should be able to fit on a floppy disk.

10 May, 2020 at 17:29

I have no confidence in the quality of software with documentation that can’t be viewed without JavaScript.

10 May, 2020 at 13:20

What’s the point of colors other than black?

09 May, 2020 at 21:33

“You PC snowflakes need to calm down. When I said that women were inferior, I only meant on average, and only for stuff like Math, Science, Business, and pretty much everything else that I care about or that has any important impact on the world. Nothing to be offended about.”

09 May, 2020 at 11:12

Sigil magic is amazing and easy to start out with.

07 May, 2020 at 23:16

I’ve noticed a pattern where I go “hmm, this girl seems really cool. I wonder if she’s trans” and she always is.

06 May, 2020 at 23:24

When I’m around cis men, I feel like shit because it’s as if I’m still one of the guys.
When I’m around cis women, I feel like shit because I’ll never be as beautiful as them.
When I’m around other trans people, I feel like shit because they’re all better at being trans the me,
And the rest of the time, I feel like shit because I’m so lonely.

02 May, 2020 at 17:09

Roleplay ASMR is amazing for trans feels.

28 April, 2020 at 15:22

Photo IDs should be abolished.

28 April, 2020 at 14:26

It mildly annoys me to see the word “contree” in Old French texts and know that it ended up in English but not in modern French.

28 April, 2020 at 12:11

It feels great to know that your website works in dillo.

27 April, 2020 at 19:42

I will no longer use the phrase “testosterone poisoning” in public trans spaces. I’ve learned that starting T can be really nerve-wracking for our trans-masc brothers, and it’s not right for trans-femme people to make it harder on them just so we can express our own self-hatred.

27 April, 2020 at 08:47

Any person (or marketer) who puts “RE” in the subject line of a non-response email should be shot.

26 April, 2020 at 17:56

Not Always Right has a bunch of cute trans-positive stories.

26 April, 2020 at 16:36

You haven’t really used a computer until you’ve learned how to use the command line.

26 April, 2020 at 16:34

An interesting French word I recently learned about is « une garçonne », which originates from a novel and means something like “Tomboy.” It also refers to a 1920s fashion style, of which I’m a fan.

26 April, 2020 at 14:09

You should have a local copy of anything you put online. This microblog is just a folder full of timestamped markdown files that I upload to neocities/mastodon/whatever with scripts.

26 April, 2020 at 12:31

I haven’t gotten much out of HRT, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t developed cellulite.

26 April, 2020 at 12:29